i just ate a belgian waffle with strawberries, chocolate chips, and whipped cream

i am filled with the kind of satisfaction no man could ever give me

what’s the optimal time to change your profile pic to maximize the amount of likes on it??? asking for a friend

i think someone just confessed his feelings for me through emojis

twenty-first century at its finest

life is about celebrating your little victories everyday

and today i just made the most perfect quesadilla yay

current mood: craving chipotle as usual

*sighs for eight years*